I think he bloody paid her....

Himself was away on an overnight trip with his Dad last night. Leaving me to revel in the gloriousness (yes, I'm aware that that isn't a 'real' word. At least according to the obnoxious as hell red line claiming such, beneath it. Don't care.) that is a Cali-king sized bed. All alone.
*looks to the heavens and sighs*

I looked forward to going to bed alllll day.

When the hour finally arrived, I spread myself out over as much of the empty space as I could without dislocating a body part (Himself will be sorry he missed THAT) and hunkered in for a wonderful sleep.

I thoroughly enjoyed that wonderful sleep until about 2 hours later, when I awoke with my head on my pillow and one of our 2 cats attempting to put me into some sort of quazi-UFC headlock. She was wrapped around the top of my head, ON the pillow, with her front legs on either side of my head, and her head resting on top of mine. WTF??

She was unceremoniously given a short flight across the bed and I went back to that wonderful sleep.

Until a couple of hours later... QUAZI-UFC HEADLOCK AGAIN. A slightly longer flight OFF the bed this time.

ONE HOUR LATER... she was ON MY DAMN HEAD. Like on TOP of my head and woke me up because it felt like I was being held under water and drowning... TRANS-CON flight OUT of the room and the airport was CLOSED.

I'm deeply suspicious Himself had something to do with this. Because he had to sleep in a tiny twin sized bed last night at his parent's apartment. So if HE wasn't getting any sleep... god forbid that I should!

Oh wait... that would be how I'D roll...

Never mind....